Austin Powers

AUSTIN POWERS PICK-UP LINES
> > 1.      I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
> > 2.      (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of
> > these wet  clothes.
> > 3.      Nice legs...what time do they open?
> > 4.      Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my
> > package.
> > 5.      You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
> > 6.      Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
> > 7.      I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
> > talking  to you.
> > 8.      I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
> > Thrasher,ha! ve  you seen one?
> > 9.      I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth
> > tonight.
> > 10.     Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta
> > me.
> > 11.     I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could
> > ride you  all day long for a quarter.
> > 12.     Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
> > 13.     I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
> > 14.     Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
> > 15.     You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only
> > a light  switch! away.
> > 16.     You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
> > 17.     I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even
> > farther for  that thing you do with your tongue.
> > 18.     If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
> > morning.
> > 19.     You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
> > 20.     You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
> > 21.     F@# < mailto:F@ <mailto:F@> #>  me if I'm wrong, but is
 your
> > name Helga Titsbottom?
> > 22.     Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
> > floor.
> > 23.     My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming it
> > later.
> > 24.     D! o you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by
> > again?
> > 25.     Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
> > 26.     My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
> > 27.     Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
> > 28.     My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
> > 29.     I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
> > drinking?
> > 30.     If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I
> > bet we  could do it in public.
> > 31.     Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like
> > pizza?
> > 32.     Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home
> > without me.
> > 33.   ! ;  Do you sleep on your stomach? no..........? Can I???
> > 34.     Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in
> > them.
> > 35.     I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
> > this  cheap motel room.