The priest and his cock
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Tema: The priest and his cock
Objavio: Titivillus
Tema: The priest and his cock
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 20:58
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The priest loved the cockerel and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. |
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Objavio: taxidell
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 21:02
...and a goat
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Objavio: iromafia111
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 21:03
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Objavio: CSInvestigator
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 21:15
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A za nas što ne razumemo engleski može li Ira da prevede?
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Objavio: nebojsa66
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 21:24
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Čekajte dok pozove Dugoga, on mu prevodi sve. Iro priča engleski kao Jadranka Kosor.
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Objavio: iromafia111
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 21:32
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Vel, der voz dis prist end hi lost hiz kok d dej aftr jestrdej. End den, hi gouz tumarou end esk sam pipl did dej so hiz kok. End den fani ting hepnd bat aj kant rimembr vot it voz. Aj supouz it voz samting veri fani end den ol d pipl laft for gud haf en aur, end aftr det... Samting lajk det. -------------
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Objavio: mahoni
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 21:34
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Pošto mu nisi ti napomenula, ja ću. Iro druže, ne mora da se rimuje. @Titivillus : Ako izuzmemo kozu koja zna engleski i ide u crkvu, moćan vic. PS: Ali jbg. koza je ipak šlag na torti. ------------- Bolje živeti jedan dan kao lav, nego ceo život kao miš |
CSInvestigator piše:
Objavio: nebojsa66
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 21:34
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Objavio: CSInvestigator
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 21:35
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Ovo kao švedski, lebac te Bogum
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Objavio: iromafia111
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 21:38
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Švedski mi je još jači od engleskog.
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Objavio: iromafia111
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 22:04
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To bi izgledalo nekako http://translate.google.hr/?hl=hr&tab=wT#en%7Csv%7Cthere%20was%20this%20priest%20and%20he%20lost%20his%20cock%20the%20day%20after%20yesterday.%20and%20then%20he%20goes%20tomorrow%20and%20ask - ovako . Obavezno poslušajte prijevod.
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Objavio: Mandarinan
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 23:44
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Objavio: iromafia111
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 23:48
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Vot d fak a ju lafing abaut? Ic a sed stori. Men lost hiz kok.
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Objavio: Mandarinan
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 23:52
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Aj dont andrstend ju. Hi lost hiz kok?! Did hi fajnd it? ------------- “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ― George Carlin |
Objavio: iromafia111
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 23:54
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Jes, in jor es.
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Objavio: Mandarinan
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 23:55
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Ju peznt! ------------- “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ― George Carlin |
Objavio: iromafia111
Datum objave: 13.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 23:57
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Vi peznts a kerful bikoz vi nou ver kok vonts tu gou. Aj si det ju a not a peznt. Dec vaj ju vok fani.
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Objavio: Mandarinan
Datum objave: 14.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 00:01
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Maj gaće ar in maj es. Dec vaj aj vok fani hani. End aj mejd a dudu. ------------- “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ― George Carlin |
Objavio: iromafia111
Datum objave: 14.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 00:04
Dir gad!!! 
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Objavio: Mandarinan
Datum objave: 14.Listopad/Oct.2011 u 00:07
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Vat? Aj džast ensvrd ju sinsirli! ------------- “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ― George Carlin |