vjerujem da ste u vašoj svekolikoj povijesti gledanja filmova nabasali i na neke citate kojih se i danas sjećate,koji su vas se dojmili ili ostavili dojam na vas.

to nemora biti baš citat,može biti i riječ, dijalog, monolog...

počinjem sa legendarnim(morate znat iz kojeg je filma):

"did i shot 6 or just 5 bullets?

do you feel lucky punk?!

ha,do you?!"

još sam se sjetio i zadnje scene iz "the one" s jet lijem kada ga bacaju u paralelni svemir za ološ...

"I'm Yulaw, I'm nobody's bitch!

You! Mine!

I dont need to know you,you need to know me!"

fLiP piše: "did i shot 6 or just 5 bullets? do you feel lucky punk?! ha,do you?!"

mrak film 2

Ili legendarni:I'll be back!

nadam se da se šališ,to je iz prljavog harrya.

a "mrakovci" su napravili parodiju na to s uzijem,kao spika: "dali ispalio 345 metaka ili 449".

i jel mi vjeruješ da sam bio uvjeren da će u prvom postu na ovom threadu biti spomenut "i'll be back".

# YOU TALKIN' TO ME? #-Robert De Niro-Taksist

ili Do Ya Feel Lucky?Well Do Ya,Punk???---Prljavi Harry

Dva najbolja

Crips piše: i'm too old for this sh*t-Danny Gloover Smrtonosno oruzje(1,2,3,4,)

E s ovim se slažem potpuno!

Ooo righty than !!!!

Ace Ventura 2 :)

fLiP piše: nadam se da se šališ,to je iz prljavog harrya. a "mrakovci" su napravili parodiju na to s uzijem,kao spika: "dali ispalio 345 metaka ili 449". i jel mi vjeruješ da sam bio uvjeren da će u prvom postu na ovom threadu biti spomenut "i'll be back".

da vjerujem ti ali sam taj film pogledo milijun puta.a prljavi harry sam se zajebavo!!!kaj si mislio?

a meni su legendarni iz gospodara:Aragorn son of arathon

Gotenks piše: fLiP piše: nadam se da se šališ,to je iz prljavog harrya. a "mrakovci" su napravili parodiju na to s uzijem,kao spika: "dali ispalio 345 metaka ili 449". i jel mi vjeruješ da sam bio uvjeren da će u prvom postu na ovom threadu biti spomenut "i'll be back".   da vjerujem ti ali sam taj film pogledo milijun puta.a prljavi harry sam se zajebavo!!!kaj si mislio? a meni su legendarni iz gospodara:Aragorn son of arathon

u redu je onda,nisam bio siguran.

a niko još nije spomenuo: "Bond. James Bond."

nije dorieeen, nego warriors, kaj se toga tiče...

a ovo:

"...oranje nemoš' da mi gaziš, zvaću decu: sinoviiiiiii...."

"Pa idiote jedan. Đes vidio čoveka s tolikom dužinom."

A odakle je ovo? 

I evo još jedan kultan (ne znamkako se piše): Geedy Up! (ono od Kramera)

evo malo iz serija

joey(prijatelji): "how ya doin"  ---stvar je u naglasku

ona riba iz alo alo: "listen carefully,i'm going to say this only once!"

rene iz iste serije: "you stupid woman!"

cartman: "screw you guys,i'm going home!"

south park: "oh my god they killed kenny! bastards!"

- umro je deda pantelije!

- AJDE ?!

"Dopustite da se predstavim,moje ime je Fulir"

ili south park:"The rest of you get the f**k out"

VAN WILDER
I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows.

AUSTIN POWERS
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.

NAKED GUN
- I wonder why Savage is hanging around in red-light district.
- Sex, Frank?
- Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

AIRPLANE!
- Surely you can't be serious!
- Oh, I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

- We have clearance, Clarence.
- Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
- Tower's radio clearance, over.
- That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
- Roger.
- Roger, over.

"BLACK ADDER"
Sod Off, Baldrick!

"RED DWARF"
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

"FAWLTY TOWERS"
- I wanna book a room with a bath and a sea view for three nights. 
- Qué?
- What?
- Qué?
- K?
- Sí.
- KC? KC? What are you trying to say?
- No, no no no. Qué, "what."
- K. Watt?
- Sí, qué, "what."
- Watt?
- Yes.
- Who is this C.K. Watt?
- Qué?

Cocconut Joe piše: NAKED GUN - I wonder why Savage is hanging around in red-light district. - Sex, Frank? - Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

da,ovo je majstorski

Cocconut Joe piše: "RED DWARF" Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

Pa nemoš mi citirati Red Dwarf a da nenapišeš Smeg!!! 

toknezev piše: Cocconut Joe piše: "RED DWARF" Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.  Pa nemoš mi citirati Red Dwarf a da nenapišeš Smeg!!!

Ma znan. To san prvo mislio napisat ali san se suzdrža.

Kako nitko ne spominje legendarni uzvik

D'OH

procita san da je cak uveden u oxford-ski rijecnik

Za one koji neznaju D'OH je uzvik Homera Simpsona

toknezev piše: Pa svaka čast care. To je već drugi put da si mi uštedio vrijeme. Taman sam to planirao potražiti na netu no uvijek zaboravim. TNX

Nema frx, rođo.

No ima tih još fora sa zezanjem prek telefona. Jel moš nabavit?

Misliš kao u .mp3/.wav formatu za slušati?! Ne, neman takovoga, ali možda neko na forumu ima kakvu kolekciju!

Cocconut Joe piše: Misliš kao u .mp3/.wav formatu za slušati?! Ne, neman takovoga, ali možda neko na forumu ima kakvu kolekciju!

Ma ovako kao što si ti napisao. Imam ja Simpsone u divxu nego me zanimaju ti razgovori kao tekstualni file. 

Samo kao odgovor na pitanje gdje je nestao ovaj topic "Nigdje",..

"RED DWARF" - Space Corps Directives
SCD #003: By joining Star Corps each individual tacitly consents to give up his inalienable rights to life, liberty, and adequate toilet facilities.
SCD #349: Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights.
SCD #592: In an emergency situation involving 2 or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to whichever officer can program a vcr.
SCD #997: Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.
SCD #1742: No member of the Corps should ever report for active duty in a ginger toupee.
SCD #5796: No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples.
SCD #34124: No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity.
SCD #196156: Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the excercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial.

toknezev piše: No ima tih još fora sa zezanjem prek telefona. Jel moš nabavit? Ovako kao što si ti napisao.

Malo san čačka i googla i čačka po www-u i naiša san na stvarno dosta tih smicalica-poziva i uglavnon su bili u mp3 formatu, a u text obliku skroz slabo! Ali san zato naiša na "RED DWARF" Space Corp Directives!^

evo dva dobra citata iz filma RANE:

''il jebeš,il primaš,treče nema rođaci''

''Stojane muž joj je bio hrvat ona je naša,ma ku**c naša s vakim ponašanjem''

@ Cocconut Joe Koje su veličine te fore u .mp3 formatu?

Nije citat, no slično je sa ovim što ti napisah iz Red Darfa. U Kaliforniji postoji zakon kojim je zbranjeno vezati žirafu za rasvjetne stupove!! Zamisli.

Pa zavisi di gledaš, npr. na celebrityprankcalls.com su veličine 1MB i manje!  Pročačkaj malo!

USUAL SUSPECTS
Gimme the keys, you f**kin' cocksucker.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

FIGHT CLUB
First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club.

DIE HARD
Yippie-kay-yay, motherf**ker.
A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

Evo mojeg najdrazeg:

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

Apocalipse Now

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
- You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
- But you have heard of me.

HOT SHOTS: PART 2
Go on without me. I'm not going anywhere. They've tied my shoelaces together.

DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR
Dude, where's my car?

ZOOLANDER
- When I was in sixth grade, I became bulimic.
- You can read minds?

coconut sjajno!

napisao si toliko citata dobrih,koje sam čuo ali ih se nisam sjetio.

šta nije jasno?

čovjek se sjetio odličnih citata,

wtf

Beni piše: treba biti genije

razumiješ ti apsurd ove izjave?

ENTER THE DRAGON
Boards don't hit back.

KILL BILL VOL. 1
Wiggle your big toe.

KILL BILL VOL.2
- And now I'm gonna kill you, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become... my sword.
- Bitch, you don't have a future.

TERMINATOR 2
Hasta la vista, baby.

BATMAN
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?

Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.

I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together

While the rest of you are pumpin' the neighbors dog we'll get every swinging dick in this platoon killed!

Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face

BAD LIEUTENANT (Harvey Keitel):

"Get back, police activity."

ZOOLANDER (2001)
"There's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking."

MEET THE PARENTS (2000)
"Are you a pothead, Focker?"

HISTORY OF THE WORLD: PART 1 (1981)
"The Lord has given me these 15 commandments....Err, 10! 10 commandments for all to follow!"

LEATHAL WEAPON 4 (1998)
"- Flied lice.
- Flied lice?
- Flied lice!
- It's Fried rice. You plick!"

THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939)
"I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

CASABLANCA (1942)
"Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
"Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time."
 
GONE WITH THE WIND (1939)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE (1946)
"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

WHITE HEAT (1949)
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

Evo jedan iz mog djetinjstva:

"He-Man pokrenuo si pakleni stroj nikada ga nećeš zaustaviti.

-Možda ga nemogu zaustaviti, ali ga mogu ubrzati." 

Ma ne mogu vjerovat da sam zaboravio. Iz Futurame:

Zep: -One beep means yes. Two beeps means no.

Fry:- Beep, beep.

Zep:- Okay. That's a double yes!

I nešto iz djetinjstva: Sive lubanje silom. Ja imam moć. (ili tak nešto)

FORREST GUMP (1994)
"Run, Forrest, run!"

APOLLO 13 (1995)
"Houston, we have a problem."

A FEW GOOD MEN (1992)
"- I want the truth.
- You can't handle the truth."

DONNIE BRASCO (1997)
"Hey, forget about it!"

SCARFACE (1983)
"Say hello to my little friend!"

NEXT FRIDAY (ICE CUBE):

"I know that you don't smoke weed...I know that...

 But it's friday...and you don't have any job...so.."

Neznam iz kojeg našeg filma, ali:

-----Vid' ćune, prava pionirska!-----

"You have no future, bitch" -=- Kill Bill vol.2

Sharkey piše: "You have no future, bitch" -=- Kill Bill vol.2

Već napisan citat. Pribaci stranicu.

"He broke his tailbone...that's alright, we don't have tails anymore, what's the purpose"

Ryan dunn Jackass

THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991)
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000)
"- Patrick, where are you going?
- I have to return some videotapes."

HELLBOY (2004)
"There are things that go bump in the night. And we are the ones who bump back!"

THE PUNISHER (2004)
"This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No. Not vengeance. This, is punishment."

Master piše: Neznam iz kojeg našeg filma, ali: -----Vid' ćune, prava pionirska!-----

Lepa sela lepo gore

Bugs Bunny

What's up Doc?

Dngy piše:   "I believe in America. America has made my fortune."

THE GODFATHER (1972) ?

I još par:

TURKISH STAR WARS (1982)
"Strongest and greatest two Turkish warriors and other humans sailed into space and declared war to the unknown enemy."

STAR WARS: EPISODE 4 - A NEW HOPE (1977)
"May the Force be with you."

STAR WARS: EPISODE 5 - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980)
"I am your father."

"STAR TREK"
"Beam me up, Scotty!"

Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.

Black Knight: Who dares to challenge the Black Knight?

Arthur: I do not challenge you.

-=Black Knight: stares impassively and says nothing=-

Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. I seek the bravest and the finest knights in all the world to join me in my court at Camelot ...

-=Black Knight remains silent=-

Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. ... Will you join me?

-=silence=-

Arthur: A man of your strength and skill would be the chief of all my knights ...

Black Knight: Never.

Arthur: You make me sad. But so be it. Come Patsy.

-=Black Knight bars the way=-

Black Knight: None shall pass.

Arthur: What?

Black Knight: None shall pass.

Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, brave Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.

Black Knight: Then you shall die.

Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons to stand aside.

Black Knight: I move for no man.

Arthur: So be it!

...

do koske

"keve će da vam plaču! ko ih jebe!"

"musa dođi gore, nećemo ti ništa!"