http://www.dangermouse.net/media/spoilers.html - Spoilers for Every Movie Ever Made

* He dies.
* She dies.
* Pretty much all of them die.
* She and the cat live, the rest of them die.
* She and the girl and the dopey marine live, the rest of them die.
* She finally dies.
* She lives again.
* He dies, she sings over the body.
* The other guy's mother forgives him and then he dies.
* Some of them die, but the rest kill the monsters.
* The wizard dies.
* The wizard returns.
* The king returns.
* They live!
* They live, but are reduced to savages.
* They live by eating each other.
* He gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
* It's a sled.
* He leaves her; she goes home.
* He stays; she leaves with her husband.
* He leaves without her; she stays with her husband.
* He goes home.
* She goes home, with her little dog too.
* They have a problem, but they get home.
* He was home all the time.
* Germs.
* He wins.
* He loses.
* He wins the rematch.
* He loses, but that makes him a winner.
* The only way to win is not to play.
* He goes the distance.
* The shoe fits.
* They get married.
* They don't get married.
* The day is saved.
* The city is saved.
* The world is saved.
* The spy saves the world single-handedly and gets the girl.
* The spy saves the world with the help of some ninjas and gets the girl.
* The world is destroyed.
* The boat sinks.
* The Russians think the boat sinks.
* The boat blows up.
* The boat turns upside down.
* The tower catches fire.
* He warns of danger, but the mayor refuses to listen.
* They prove his innocence.
* He proves his own innocence.
* They escape from the Nazis.
* Freedom for Scotland?
* Freedom for whales?
* The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.
* There's only one.
* There isn't only one, he's an alien.
* His mother's dead and he's nuts.
* Her son's dead and she's nuts.
* Her favourite author is injured and she's nuts.
* He's nuts, and now he's on the loose.
* He's nuts, and still on the loose.
* He's tragically misunderstood.
* She was sealed in a well, but it was because she was evil.
* She's a guy!
* He's a girl!
* He's a wizard!
* He's Batman.
* The government buries it in a warehouse.
* They get off the island.
* He gets off the island.
* His father saves his life.
* He saves his father's soul.
* Ollie's in another fine mess and Stan is sorry.
* It was really the good sister that tried to kill the bad sister.
* 'Twas beauty killed the beast.
* He coulda been a contender.
* Mr. Blandings builds his dream house.
* He built it; they came.
* They built it on top of an Indian burial ground.
* They killed the wrong ape.
* He wants to live again.
* He wants to be a real boy.
* It's made from people.
* It's made of lead.
* The butler did it.
* The good guy did it.
* The one we all thought was dead did it.
* The first guy who really did die did it.
* They all did it, and get away with it.
* Nobody did it.
* The traitor is the colonel who sent them on the mission in the first place.
* After a desperate battle, the Zulu give up.
* It was all a dream. Or was it?
* It was all an implanted memory. Or was it?
* He's a replicant. Or is he?
* He is destroyed by his own hubris.
* He is destroyed by the creation of his own hubris.
* He's one of the dead people the kid sees.
* He's dead, but he still protects his girlfriend.
* He regains his faith.
* The nuns sing.
* The sailors sing.
* Everybody sings.
* It's the present day.
* It's the future.
* It was full of stars.
* It's a test, and he gets the chocolate factory.
* One robot survives to garden in peace.
* The police chief is on the take.
* The stepmother is behind it all.
* The boy shoots the dog.
* They shoot the deer's mother.
* They find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and him.
* They raise the money just in time.
* He makes sure his mother falls in love with his father.
* He makes sure the mother lives, and becomes the father.
* He commits the final sin.
* The band gets back together.
* The kids are his opus.
* They ride off into the sunset.
* They live happily ever after.